Uh Hats..

Everybody wears some sort of hat. Hats to me are what defines us. Those who wear the big outrageous bright colored hats want others to notice them. Then the people like me, who wear bland simple plain hats, want to stay in the place the eye does not see. Of course I could go into more detail and think of a million other types if hats but nobody really cares about hats. I don't want to talk about hats. Hats are just uncomfortable and give you terrible hair, although maybe that's the reason you're wearing the hat in the first place? Anyways "hats" is a boring topic and I'm done with this.